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Coming October 14, 2010:
Pirate Haiku: Bilge-sucking Poems of Booty, Grog, and Wenches for Scurvy Sea Dogs
The ship sails avast! I have lost the map, mateys! No shaking booty! Come sail the seven seas aboard the notorious Black Thunder! Landlubbers have a first-mate seat to the grizzly life of 18th century pirates - as told by the surprisingly poetic if salty One One-Leg Sterling. Shiver me timbers, never before have we poppets been privy to the gritty goings-on of the rum-running, treasure-thieving, marauding masters of the open sea from the inside out... until now! From trading rum for buxom beauties to fighting that quarrelsome British Navy, Pirate Haiku reveals the swaggering derring-do of these plundering and treacherous buccaneers - 17 syllables at a time!
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Coming October 14, 2010:
The Youngest Templar: Trail of Fate in Paperback
Currently Available in Hardback. Read an excerpt and order it online!
Coming October 28, 2010:
The Youngest Templar: Orphan of Destiny (Book Three)
In The Youngest Templar: Orphan of Destiny, Tristan, Robard, Maryam and Angel make one last desperate push to deliver the Holy Grail to safety. But the way is full of danger as new enemies are met and Sir Hugh attempts to thwart them at every turn.
Read a sneak peek excerpt! But hurry—it's only up for a limited time!
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Coming November 30, 2010:
Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime:
A Book of Zombie Love Songs
Who says zombies don't have feelings? Losing a limb might not hurt them, and they don't seem to mind being shot, but that doesn't mean the undead can't love, right?
Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime is a collection of over two dozen classic love songs aimed right at the rotting hearts of zombie romantics everywhere. Perfect for a cozy evening at home with an infected loved one, this book is sure to get the blood pumping and the juices flowing in even the most decayed zombies.
With timeless tunes such as "I Want To Eat Your Hand,"
"Tears of a Zombie Clown," and "That'll Be The Day (That I Make You Die)," and heart-melting illustrations to go with each song, Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime is destined to be an apocalyptic classic!
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