YOU’VE COME THIS FAR!
YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO THE WHOLE WAY!!
AND BOOK ME FOR A VISIT TO YOUR SCHOOL!!!
I will dazzle your students with thoughtful insights on reading and writing! I will increase your circulations at your school’s library! I will inspire youngsters to help elderly people across the street! Then I will leave. I promise. (although there is a 17% chance you will find me in your school library the next day curled up in a corner surrounded by books! Don’t worry. I’m harmless). I have done hundreds of school visits all across this great land! From California, to the New York Island! From the Redwood Forests to the Gulf stream waters! From Spencer, Indiana, to Miles City, Montana and hundreds of places in between. After these visits, almost everyone at the school said: “Wow! What a great school visit!”
In all seriousness, inspiration is the name of my school visit game. I will get kids jacked about reading and writing. I will teach a writing workshop and instruct them on why it is very, very, very important to never use the word ‘very’ in their writing. I will talk to them about brainstorming and how to make the best use of the writer’s journal. I will convince them that learning to write well is only going to help them no matter what occupation they choose. 
Contact me at [email protected]/contact to learn more about my presentations and to book a date! Seriously, you’re not gonna regret this!