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Sir Read-A-Lot…He Likes Banned Books!

Greetings readers!

During Banned Books Week, I’m pleased to announce a special guest blog (rap) by Sir Read-A-Lot.

It’s best sometimes to just let your guest blogger take it away. So take it away Sir Read-A-Lot

Oh. My. God.

Becky, look at her book

Ban This Book!

It’s so big

She looks like one of those readers

Who understands those readers?

Guys only talk to her because she looks like a total intellectual.

I mean her book.

It’s just so big.

I can’t believe it’s so thick.

It should be banned.

I mean, it’s gross.

Look, she’s just so smart.

And Ban This One Too While You're At it

I like banned books and I cannot lie

You other fellows can’t deny

That when a girl walks in readin’ Tolkein

And turns another page

Your bell’s rung.

Wanna read up tough

Cuz you notice that book was stuffed

Deep in the brains she’s showing

I’m hooked and I can’t stop knowing

Oh, baby I wanna read with ya

And get a library card

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that book you got

Make me so knowy

Ooh, page is smooth and thin

You say you wanna get in my head

Well read to me, read to me you ain’t that average girl see?


I’ve done read Dickens

An he ain’t no Slim Pickens

Good writers make you sweat,

get you goin like a turbo vette


I don’t like book banners

Saying these b00ks aren’t the thing

Take the average reader and ask that

And we readers gonna punch back


So Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)

Has your girlfriend got the book? (heck yeah)

Well read it, read it, read it, read it, read that big fat book

Read Bannned Books


(Library place or bookstore booty)


I like’em thick and big

And when I’m throwin a gig

I just can’t help myself

My shelves so full I’m crammin’

One more book that’s jammin’


I wanna take books home

And UH, read all night and day.

And I am talkin bout ALL day

Cuz books are better than toys

I wannem real thick and juicy

So find that book in trouble

Make book banners rubble

Ban a book we gonna rumble

And you be taking a tumble

So I’m lookin’ at book shelves now

And I ain’t understandin’ how

You can have them narrow minds

Trying to take my book away

A word to the thick book banners

I’m gonna get in yer grille

And it won’t be no thrill

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna —

Read til the break of dawn

This book’s got it goin on

A lot of wimps won’t like this tome

Well shut up and go home

But I’d rather read and say

Get a book that’s long and strong.

And I’m down to get the fiction on.


So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)

Do you wanna read in my library? (yeah)

Then turn a page

Give a shout

Every reader’s got to shout



(Library face with the bookstore booty)


Yeah baby

When it comes to readers

Dewey decimal ain’t got nothin to do with my selection

I know where to look

To get my book


So your girlfriend reads a Potter?

Could anything be hotter?

Mark Twain got a style that makes my head spun.

I go through books, like some kind of Attila, hun.

You can read Sci-Fi or Romance novels, but please don’t lose that book

Some banners wanna ban that hard book

And tell you that the book ain’t good

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

And I say that book is phat.

And I am down with that

Cuz you read books big and small and your brains are kickin

And I’m thinkin bout stickin

To the Jack and the beanstalk, zing

You aint it miss a thing

Toni Morrison, I can’t resist her

And I try not miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis her

Cuz her books is on my list

You ain’t gonna stop me readin’ this

So pull up and get gone hick

Don’t ban no books in my town

Unless you wanna triple X throw down

Then ban a book and it’ll get hot,

Read Banned Books

Read Banned Books

Read Banned Books


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